Mrs. Hudson took my skull...

sashkash:

“Shut up, Mycroft! You won’t understand!

Touch me, save my life
Come on and turn me on
I’m too young to die
Come on and turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on”

Can’t you see I’m having Minaj feels, bro

lelliephant:

reichenfeels:

lostwithoutmydoctor:

7ns:

liztrade:

baby-got-reichenback:

jmoriartyx:

Call Me Maybe (Sherlock + Moriarty)

I AM SCREAMING FUCK

NO WORDS

JUST PERFECTION

OH MY GOSH

literally the most perfect thing i’ve ever seen.

help

SEND HALP

LEGIT CRYING GUISE

Alhadflifm! Fantastic! Hilarious, perfectly edited, just sensational! 

sashkash:

“In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
‘cause I can, ‘cause I can deduce it better
There’s no other
So when’s it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!”

Not sure if this has been done before? But either way I would like to thank my iPod for deciding to put this on during shuffle. 

John: Hey, I just met you
John: And this is crazy
John: But it's none of your business what I plan to do with your brother, and that includes banging him, which I just might, and you don't seem very frightening, so get the fuck away from my hand, and yes, this kidnapping stuff and the camera thing is all very impressive, but I do have a phone
John: so just call me me maybe
Sherlock: Walk up to the crime scene
John: ... no
Sherlock: This is what I see
Lestrade: What?
Sherlock: I got John H. Watson-
John: A bit-
Sherlock: - Staring at me
John: ... not good
Sherlock: I got deductions in my head and I ain't afraid to show it
Anderson: What?
Sherlock: Show it
Donavan: What?
Sherlock: Show it
Sherlock: I'M SHERLOCK AND I KNOW IT
jim: hey i just met yo-
sherlock: gay
Mycroft: Hey I just met you
Mycroft: And this is crazy
Mycroft: But I'm going to need you to go to Dartmoor and make sure my reckless brother and his gun toting boyfriend don't get up to too much trouble. Also I like cake and umbrellas and I practically am the British Government. Your tan is really nice and your wife is a whore.
Mycroft: So Call me maybe.
mycroft: hey i just met you
mycroft: and this is crazy
mycroft: but get in the car john watson I can control every single telephone and CCTV camera in london so if you think you can run away then you’re obviously a stupid fuck
mycroft: so call me with details about sherlock maybe